To Eric before heading outside:
Me: [sniff] "Eric, I hope that bean smell is your breath and not your butt."
I never thought what I said was disgusting, which just goes to show you how much parenthood changes everything.
To think I have friends who envy the fact that Eric loves beans. Come on over and change just one diaper, and you will go home and thank your lucky stars that your child lives on ice cream and french fries.