Rachel is walking with a plate of plastic food. She is heading straight for the bathroom.
Me: Umm... Rachel? Where are you going?
Rachel: I'm going to feed Jesus cookies.
Me: Honey, Jesus isn't in the bathroom.
Rachel: But you said Jesus is everywhere.
SIGH. Rachel: 1. Mommy's spiritual instruction: 0
3 comments:
Answer you probably should avoid: Jesus is everywhere, because he's in us.
Because then every time she wants a cookie, she'll say it's for Jesus and you wouldn't want to tell Jesus he can't have a cookie, would you? :-P
ROTFL. Laurie, this is why you are the *perfect* nanny. :-)
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